- That Nick Toon guy, he's pretty flippin' good.
- Black Jesus balls so hard. He's ruthless. I mean, I'm super happy he's here... but at the same time I'm kinda depressed that we haven't had him for four years. He's the best QB in UW history. Fact. End of story. Championship. LOCK IT UP.
- Borland is just getting better and better. But I still think we'll see him rush off the edge this Saturday a la freshman year.
- Too many penalties, too many kickoffs out of bounds, too many field goals landing at the goal line. These need to be fixed, and immediately.
- Trolley crawl was a smaller turnout, but still a wild success. Somehow, Groth won the boot raffle for the 2nd consecutive year. Conservatively figure that only 40 people filled out entries each year, that gives him a .006% chance of pulling off that feat. MIRACLE MAN.
CHICAGO BADGERS: You are on your own. If you're not going to Madison, I hereby declare that you're freaking crazy. #MADTOWNBOUND*
*Official hashtag for Friday. Me encanta los hashtags.
SHAMELESS PLUGS:Links to the things I do. Link to the Badger Roundtable. Link to a picture of a velociraptor to see if you're paying attention. READ MY WORDS. I even copy/pasted this part from last week! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
WHO/WHERE/WHEN
TV: ABC
WEATHER: SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 38-58 DEGREES, WHEN YOU FACTOR IN THE ALCOHOL THAT'S LIKE 90, SUMMER FOOTBALL!
THE BEST MEALS IN MADISON
8) Buffalo Bites - The City
WILDCARD. I feel like very few people will agree with me on this (shocker), but have you TRIED the Buffalo Bites from The City? I'm gonna guess that no, you haven't. For starters, they're grilled, not fried. Therefore I can reasonably justify this as the healthiest meal on the list. Once the chicken is grilled, they just coat 'em up with their kickass buffalo sauce - which is a damn near perfect mix of heat and flavor (not an easy thing to do. Most places just go straight up Frank's). Grab a couple sides of their divine ranch, and you've got one of the better appetizers around, which easily doubles as a meal. The only downside to this? You have to go into the dungeon that is The City. Not my favorite bar in Madison, but they did have the NFL Network at a time when no one else did. That was totally clutch that one Thursday night that the Packers played the Cowboys and you couldn't watch it anywhere else.
The Pack lost. Favre got hurt. It was NOT the most glorious of nights.
But still, The City very quietly has some of the best bar food on State Street. And one of the waitresses there looked EXACTLY like a friend of mine from elementary school, just with more tattoos. I'm not sure how this is relevant or how it helps, but it just does.
PS - They make their own frips. What do people think about frips? Warm potato chips? Rather have fries? I think they're pretty hit or miss. I will tell you this, however - Chicago Q has fantastic frip thingies. And they're on the table like bread would be at most other restaurants. I didn't even feel like eating my brisket sandwich by the time it came out, those things were incredible.
Previously:
9) Wings - Quaker Steak & Lube
10) Qdoba Queso Burrito/Henry
11) TBCGC
12) Pizza di Roma Chicken Parm & Pepperoni/Sausage Pizza
Honorable Mentions: Casa B's Slice/Breadsticks, Falbo Bro's Chicken Parm Sub, Za's Cajun Alfredo Pasta with Pepperoni and Garlic, Jamie's Cookie Cakes
MATCHUPS TO WATCH
Nebraska QB Taylor Martinez vs. UW Defense
Here's the lowdown on Martinez:
- I'm not sure if he's actually Mexican
- He is extraordinarily fast
- He legit has the worst throwing motion I've ever seen at the D1 level
- He barely completes 50% of his passes
- Seriously, this guy is really fucking fast
- How many Mexicans do you think live in Nebraska? 12? Maybe 15?
- I've been to Omaha for the NCAA Tournament, and I'd just like to point out that it's actually quite nice. And that's all I have to say about that.
UW Special Teams vs. Nebraska Special Teams
I feel so trendy naming the special teams matchup here. It's like the organic free-range chicken of football. But it's vital because Nebraska boasts one of the nation's most dangerous returnmen. And we all saw what happened last year against Arizona State when you're not honest on your kickoff coverage. Any sort of repeat performance will give Nebraska a HUGE bump in a game where we can't afford to make things easier for them. Ameer Abdullah is averaging something like 40 yards per return, including a 100 yard explosion. Has Lerner been working on those directional kickoffs just to help slow Abdullah down? Possibly.
Speaking of Lerner, he cannot, I repeat, CANNOT kick the damn ball out of bounds on kickoffs. We're playing a one dimensional offense - there's no reason to make things easier for them by giving them a short field. All reports out of practice are that he has a great leg and absolutely booms it. But that hasn't translated into success on Saturdays yet. Hopefully that starts this weekend. And hopefully French can drill some field goals if he's needed. Obviously you'd like to just punch it in for a TD every time you start getting down towards the red zone, but what if you get the ball with a minute left in a tie game at your own 20? Most teams would just try to get in field goal range. Are we confident French can drill a 43 yarder on national television to win the game? I'd rather not have it come down to that.
RANDOM MUSIC THAT I'M DIGGING HARD THIS WEEK
Muse - Starlight
One of my go-to 'playing the air drums on my leg with an umbrella while walking down the street' songs. I just really, really wish their songs were easier to cover. I would have mastered all of them by now. But their sound is extremely difficult to duplicate. I guess that's just a sign of a truly talented group.
The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright
I love everything about this song, except this one little part...
Jenny had a chance, well she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids
Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job
He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot
Jay committed suicide
Brandon OD'd and died
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird
CONFESSION: When I was a little Badger just getting started on the guitar, I printed out the tab for the Freebird solo, put it in a folder, and wrote 'LIFE GOAL' on the front of it. I've since learned how to play zero % of the solo. Wait, this is kinda sad. Young Brandon was so ambitious! What happened? God that solo fucking wails. Just like Crucial Taunt:
I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you, I think more girls should dress like that. Or at least go as Cassandra for Halloween. It's a hot look.
THIS WEEK'S GAME IN HAIKU
Nebraska likes corn
I fucking love corn as well
Quite the dilemma
Hold on - fuck that noise
Nebraska can eat a dick
Bucky's gonna roll
(Bonus haiku. I'm feeling very inspired today.)
YOUTUBE
Last night's MLB games were ridiculous. Deadspin put the Red Sox/O's game and Rays/Yankees game next to each other. Love it.
OK, I'm ready to mail this part in because it's 5:07 pm, I'm still at work, I'm going to Madison tomorrow, and I wanna get drunk tonight. Damn, I didn't even eat lunch today. DAMN IT ALL. BODY MASSAGE. GIVE HIM THE STICK. something something something something DA BUS RIDAH.
WEEKLY 'MADISON THE PUPPY' UPDATE
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. It's remarkable how adorable she is when she's not eating everything and barking at you for no apparent reason. I've also discovered that she is beyond terrified of the volleyball we kick around the apartment. That thing makes her go straight into Psycho Pup mode. Unfortunately, we have not yet discovered an item with the reverse effect.
THE BEST OF @SHITGROTHSAYS
The mental imagery here is nothing short of amazing. Truthfully, I'm struggling to understand the context of this, but it's wildly fun to speculate.
I'm pretty sure he was a jockey in his previous life. The very first SGS tweet was also about horses:
I've ridden horses before. I have no problem in admitting that it's a freaking terrifying experience. Horse are underrated extremely large and powerful. And when you're a kid and they tell you to NEVER walk behind a horse because it will kick your head like a fucking soccer ball? Yeah, I really wanna spend a lot more time around these creatures.
PS - Hey horses, way to just run into a bunch of spears in Braveheart. You really planned that attack out pretty well.
FOOD PORN
Special Grilled Cheese from Sarks in the Park
Here's something that always kinda bugs me: Once you start adding stuff to a grilled cheese sandwich, doesn't it just become a 'whatever you added with cheese' sandwich? Like what separates a bacon and egg sandwich with cheese from a grilled cheese with bacon and egg? I might be nitpicking here, but I think my point is perfectly clear and valid.
Anyway, the special grilled cheese from Sarks is every key ingredient from a dank breakfast, all tossed onto some toast and speared for aesthetic (and awesomeness) purposes. Personally, I like to open it up and add a little of their hot sauce to it. No, I've never played around with ranch here - but that's just because I'm usually too hungover to ask. But Sarks is the ideal place to be when you're trying to fight off the hangover - it's not very pricey, the food is appropriately greasy, and the portions are more than big enough. I'm a big fan.
SKY PORN
I'm rolling with 3 pics I took over the summer when I was up in Eagle River visiting the camp I went to for way too long (yes, I'm one of those crazy camp kids that weird everyone else out).
Sun going down over Catfish Lake.
Panorama of the main campus. I'm pretty sure the sky doesn't get any bluer, the grass any greener.
Pano of the far fields, including the Goldin brothers. I'm pretty sure their mom should buy this picture and frame it and put it in every room. I also made them stand still for 2 minutes while I took that pic.
FASHION UPDATE
- I'm gonna be completely honest with you: I absolutely love when girls have bows/ribbons/flowers in their hair. (Waiting for all the girls on this list to burn all of their ribbons/bows). Seriously, I have no idea why I dig it so much, but I do. All girls should be required to wear red ribbons/bows in their hair on gamedays. If I were president, that would most definitely be my first order of business. I'm kinda hoping there are some other guys out there that share this sentiment, but if not I don't mind riding solo on the ribbon/bow in the hair bandwagon.
- What's the mindset of the people that completely overreact to a slight dip in the temperature? It was like 60 degrees the other day and I saw multiple people with scarves and winter hats. I mean maybe, just MAYBE I'll give you a pass on the scarf because Chicago is stupid windy. But the first 60 degree day of the spring is when you see people busting out shorts and laying out. How come the first 60 degree day of fall comes with a giant freak out? I don't even start wearing a jacket to work until it's like 30 degrees in the morning. Otherwise, I enjoy the cool morning air while I'm sprinting out of my apartment to catch a train. Maybe I'm just a good ol' fashioned midwest boy. Who knows. But Uggs and North Faces aren't far away, and that scares me.
PREDICTION CITY
1-0. Beat Nebraska. Just win.
THE PICK: WISCONSIN 45, NEBRASKA 20
ON WISCONSIN
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