1) GAME WEEK
2) Every other week
3) Shark Week
That's it. So whatever is bringing you down this week, just remember that not only is it game week, but it's SEASON OPENER ALABAMA NIGHT GAME WEEK. That's the kinda magic you need to bottle up and save for a miserable day later in the year, just to remember how awesome life can be. So yeah it's a thousand degrees in September for no apparent reason and the week is officially dragging but WHATEVER. Game Week. Bama. Night Game.
Yes, it's just one game. But the LSU game was just one game last year and we learned all KINDS of important things from it (like that Gary Andersen was kind of a boner!). So, what will we learn this year?
- If our O-Line is ready to continue the tradition... or take a step back
- If Corey Clement is the next stud Wisconsin running back... or just another guy
- If Sojourn Shelton is about to be that shutdown corner we hoped for... or go back to sophomore slump status
- If Stave is truly ready to make his Heisman push... or jk he's def ready to make his Heisman push
Who am I kidding. I'll still schedule my life around UW football.
CHICAGO BADGERS: I'll give the same warning this year that I gave last year: do not stroll up to Will's an hour before kickoff and expect to get a table (or even get in without waiting in line). If you're confused about this, just scroll back up to that part about season opener Alabama night game.
WEATHER: GULF MONSOONS BUT I THINK THEY HAVE A ROOF